I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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