No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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