flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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