I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Someone signed my nipple.
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