just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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