I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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