Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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