Its about making memories worth repressing
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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