Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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