My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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