She announced her abortion via fbk
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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