People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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