Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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