You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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