Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
