Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
