I need help removing her.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do herpes really smell.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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