Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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