so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
