I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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