thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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