He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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