I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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