Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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