its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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