he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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