It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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