If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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