About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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