I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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