Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
the night ended with taco bell and tears
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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