hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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