Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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