first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
