went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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