If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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