the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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