went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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