shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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