That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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