idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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