honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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