i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
