He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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