do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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