OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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