I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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