Small penises have feelings too.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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