I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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