and she was petting her beer can
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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