i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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