She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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