When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think my mom watched the whole time
fuck your aforementioned shoe
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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