i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
