hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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