well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just invented taco cereal.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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