things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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