i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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